he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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