Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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