i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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