Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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