Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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