it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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