i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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