So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
