I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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