Ambien. No doubt about it.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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