Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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