so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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