there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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