I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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