my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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