I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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