Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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