Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
