i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Life is so much better after having sex.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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