My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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