I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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