I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
this will be a night to untag.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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