What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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