Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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