I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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