Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
COCAINE IS GR8
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
try to milk me bitch
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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