She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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