Porn is love you can see.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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