But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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