glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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