Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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