no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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