I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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