i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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