Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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