i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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