I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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