Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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