I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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