Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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