I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize