I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he was CRYING into my vagina
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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