At least make sure they are 18
Why
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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