I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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