what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i think i have two assholes
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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