i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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