i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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