I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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