i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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