so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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