yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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