I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i used baking grease as lip gloss
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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