But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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