your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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