i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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